• Cathy Stewart as Kate Baxter, plays agent Sylvia
• Diane Suresne as a blonde, groupie by the pool
• Hare Krane plays a lab assistant to the Professor
• Isabelle Brell as Isabelle Tara, plays Agent Kathleen
• Laura Clair plays the Colonel's secretary
• Marianne Aubert plays a lab assistant to the Professor
• Patricia Santos plays a party guest
• Tilda uncredited
• XNK0459 party guest
• XNK0461 Agent Brigitte
• XNK0462 third rescuer
• XNK0464 threesome last scene, may be XNK0462
• Jean-Pierre Armand plays James Love (Agent 069 in spite of the alternative title)
• Carmelo Petix plays Professor Isa Lodvi
• Jacques Marbeuf, uncredited, plays the Colonel, James Love's boss
• Alban Ceray, uncredited, plays Ismail Soukays
• Jacky Jack is an assistant to the professor
• unidentified male is an assistant to the professor
• a couple more unidentified males at the party
Description: The only females credited are a Kate Baxter and an an Isabelle Tara. Probably Kate Baxter is meant to be Cathy Stewart and Isabelle Tara is the Asian-looking girl, Isabelle Brell.
A spoof James Bond film with hardcore. James Love must thwart the plans of the mad professor who has invented a virus (delivered in strawberry jam) that makes penises go limp. Apart from James's female assistants (one of whom is Sylvia, played by Cathy Stewart) and groupies, the mad professor has two female lab assistants, one of whom is Marianne Aubert and the other XNK0457, and a couple of female friends who attend the party/orgy he holds.
Agent Kathleen (Isabelle Brell) is the Colonel's agent inside the Professor's organisation. She overhears the Profesor and his lab assistants talk of their successful development of the virus. She is overheard telephoning the information to the Colonel by Alban Ceray who blackmails her into having sex with him, which she does, but poisons him afterwards.
Meanwhile the colonel has phoned James Love, interrupting a threesome by an indoor pool with a blonde (XNK0285) and a brunette (XNK0458). Cathy Stewart is the Miss Moneypenny figure and James flirts with her as usual on his way in to see the Colonel.
Agent Kathleen gets an invitation for James and Sylvia to attend a celebration party thrown by the Professor. Jacky Jack and the black lab assistant are among the guests, as are XNK0459 and Patricia Santos, but Marianne Aubert is not present.
Kathleen shows James where the virus is kept so that they can return later to blow the safe. they then go back to the party which has become an orgy. Sylvia seduces the professor in an attemtp to distract him, but he hears the explosion. James and Kathleen are captured and subjected to torture by blow job and dildo by the lab assistants, but sylvia has escaped and gone to fetch help.
She returns with two other female agents, a blonde, Brigitte (XNK0461), and a brunette (XNK0462). Agent Brigitte distracts the guards (one is Jacky Jack) by getting them to take her to an outhouse and fuck her. Then the other two break in and disarm them. They then rescue James and Kathleen.
Finally, in typical Bond style, James is seen cavorting with a former enemy (the black lab assistant) and a brunette (XNK0464). But the Colonel has been inflicted with the virus and in spite of the (implied) efforts of a blonde secretary called Tatamarie (XNK0463), he cannot get it up.
As spoof comedy porn films go - even soft ones, this is a good one. No worse than some of the dire soft core efforts of 70s Britain.